vista source code leaked

Das ist auch ein "pastebin, wtf?!?" und ist mir vor gut einer Woche ueber den Weg gelaufen. Ich musste sehr lachen!

/*
GNOT General Public License!
(c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/
#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{
  int totalNewFeatures = 3;
  int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
  float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
  bool readyForRelease = FALSE;

  void main()
  {
    while (!CRASHED)
    {
      if (first_time_install)
      {
        if (installed RAM < 2GB || processorSpeed < 4GHz)
        {
          MessageBox("Hardware incompatibity error.");
          GetKeyPress ();
          BSOD();
        }
      }

      Make10GBswapfile():
      SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|AHYTHING_GOOGLE);
      AddRandomDriver();
      MessageBox("Driver incompatibily error.");
      GetKeyPress();
      BSOD();
    }

    //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
      CheckUserLicense();
      DoubleCheckUserLicense();
      TripleCheckUserLicense();
      RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
      DisplayFancyGraphics();
      FlickerLED(hard_drive);
      RunWindowsXP();

      return LotsMoreMoney;
    }
  }
}

Hach, ist das schoen, immer mal wieder lustige Pastes zu lesen :) so long